Mother Nature Hates Me

It’s bad enough she decides to put a magnifying glass focusing the sun’s rays onto Madison for the past two years at IM Wisconsin, yesterday she was bored and decided to throw hail instead. BIG, FAT CHUNKS of baseball sized hail.

I was driving home on the highway when it happened and there really wasn’t any place to seek shelter. It only lasted a few minutes, but it was enough to do some decent damage. The picture doesn’t show it very well, but I basically have a bunch of little dents all over my vehicle now. The insurance is covering the damage, minus my deductible of course. Still, it totally sucks to have to pay an out of pocket deductible and nothing to show for it different than I already had that morning. Bleh.

To answer Mojo’s question… Yes! They have all sorts of deep fried goodness at the state fair. For sure they have deep fried candy bars, although I don’t know about the Twinkies? I’ve already compiled the list of what I want to eat for tomorrow. And that’s only a list of stuff I remember off the top of my head from last year:

  • Cheese Curds
  • Pork Chop on a Stick
  • 3 ft. Long Spicy Beef Stick
  • Deep Fried Turkey Sandwich
  • French Fries with Cheese and Ranch Dressing
  • Foot Long Hot Dog
  • Pronto Pups
  • Elephant Ears

And whatever I happen to walk by that looks appetizing. The above list is just the necessities, though. I’ve eaten pretty darn well for almost two months straight now. I deserve a little break, don’t you think? Not even my five hour workout is going to be enough to keep me in the caloric red tomorrow.

I love the State Fair. It truly is the only thing I look forward to in Minnesota each year.

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  1. Ouch for the hood…last night i have a marble size stone flew out of a truck and landed on my windshield in the highway….can see a little dent in the glass..no good..of course this is very little compare to baseball size hail you face..

    thank god I have no county fair around my area…..how do u keep your weight down is beyond me :0

    Comment by Cliff | 2006/08/25 at 13:13:43
  2. WOW–Now THAT sounds tasty. Although I have no idea what Pronto Pups are. :)

    Sorry about the car! That totally SUCKS! :(

    Comment by Sara | 2006/08/25 at 14:57:12
  3. Yeah Mother Nature had it in for us yesterday. She was just in one of her moods again. Sorry to hear about your car. :(

    Enjoy the food at the fair. You’ve earned it! I’ll be there at some point doing my own sampling.

    Comment by walchka | 2006/08/25 at 15:22:58
  4. I am so bummed I can’t get to the fair this weekend…I’m so craving pronto pups right about now. Also, can’t wait to pick up a bucket of sweet martha’s cookies and waddle myself over to the all you can drink milk truck. *drool*

    OK, enough daydreaming about state fair food, sorry about the hail damage! We didn’t get the hail in my part of St Paul.

    Comment by jessie | 2006/08/25 at 15:31:19
  5. how ’bout a big bucket of deep fried hail?

    Comment by Bolder | 2006/08/25 at 17:58:26
  6. The last few months I have eaten pretty well and just in the last couple of days allowed myself some slack. You though Sir, have a better menu to select from.

    Comment by commodore | 2006/08/26 at 23:21:20
  7. Don’t piss Mother Nature off this Septemeber. I do not want snow at IM WI this year.

    Comment by qcmier | 2006/08/27 at 21:46:30

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