Noodles & Company
Dear Noodles & Company,
Shame on you for being extra greedy. As if it’s not bad enough to charge your customers $6 for pasta which you’re probably paying $0.25 per serving, now you’re going to start cutting your dessert portions in half? Is the $1.48 that you were making on that 1/2 cup of rice krispies really not enough? You feel the need to now make that one 1/4 cup?!
You’re now on “the list” of places that I’m boycotting. Congratulations. Instead of making a little bit more money per serving of one of your desserts, you’ve now lost the entree, dessert, and drink profits from me and whomever else I would happen to be dining with at that time. I will be sure to pass the word of your greed along to others so they too will avoid your evil ways.
May bugs and roaches infest your inventories and may you die a horrible, lonely, and poor death.
Sincerely,
Me