The Piss Kid
Tonight a few of us went out to watch I, Robot. The movie was better than I thought it would be. I don’t know if I’d recommend it to others, but it was entertaining. The best part of the night probably came after it was all finished. I only wish I could have witnessed the whole thing first hand, but the story was entertaining enough to have to share.
A friend of mine had to use the bathroom before we left and was relieving himself in one of the urinals. Well, the urinals in the movie theather are those that do that automatic flush deal and it started to flush as he was taking care of business… and kept flushing… and kept flushing. So it gets to that point where it’s clearly going to overflow and as it does, he steps back as all the water/urine mixture spills all over the floor. Meanwhile, this little kid comes running into the bathroom towards the urinal, slips on the flood that’s now on the ground, and… *SPASH*… ends up with his hands and shirt in the pool of liquid. All of course with his two friends laughing at him while he’s on the ground.
Now before you take too much pity on the kid, I should preface that one of those kids was making all sorts of noise in the row in front of us during the movie. Whether he deserved to be drenched in piss is debatable. I chalk it up to bad kharma. ;) Oh man… I was laughing so hard when I heard the story, I had tears streaming from my eyes and couldn’t stop laughing the entire car ride home. I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time. :mrgreen: